whiteboard conversations

we have a whiteboard in our house. we generally use it to let each other know where we are and what's going on. lately we've been using a little 'artistic license'. here's a little example of our current dialogue:

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S~ I'm being stalked by an ampersand! It's leering over my shoulder.

R~ Do you suppose he's like... the bully of symbols... you know the kid who spent some time in Ju-V and never adjusted to normal society?

A~ I don't know, maybe he's just sadly misunderstood. I mean, now one knows how to write him correctly, they always make up their own symbol or write out 'and'. really he just wants to be seen [and (fake symbol used here)] understood. That's my analysis.

S~ I think Amy must be right. I mean both of you wrote ['and' fake symbol] when the appropriate symbol would have sufficed. He's just neglected :(

A~ Of course I'm right, I was a psych major.

R~ So is a wrong psych major like a blue moon? Or maybe a snowball in hell? Or just really unlikely like cake R doesn't like.....

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This conversation isn't over. i don't think. i'll let you know how it ends. maybe.


Random?
FYI- my bike's name is Sally. it fits well.